whoa wtf. I did not post that adventure time crap hah

imnot-a-hero-imaliar:

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

scandalousfemale:

I decided to log in at almost 3am because I needed to tell you guys that I had just read the most amazing but saddest Niall fanfic ever and I’m sobbing and I can’t even handle my emotions right now.

If you guys think that you can handle it, here’s the link, but warning: it contains drug…

saltydreams:

My breakfast was better than yours 


correction ‘my legs are better then yours’

saltydreams:

My breakfast was better than yours 

correction ‘my legs are better then yours’

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

comickit:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

connectedthroughamindset:

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him
Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life

so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!
I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P

they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.

comickit:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

connectedthroughamindset:

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him

Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life

so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!

I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P

they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.

wo-nderland:

bieber-news:

@justinbieber: “You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle” -her

OMFG

wo-nderland:

bieber-news:

@justinbieber: “You’ve been makin music for too long babe come cuddle” -her

OMFG

MY BABIES

MY BABIES

life
teenager: -drinks beer, does drugs and comes home at 4am every night-
their mum: dont do it again
me: -drinks coke-
my mum: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY STOP SHAMING US WITH YOUR DISGUSTING BEHAVIOUR I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER WE ARE NOT FAMILY bYE