whoa wtf. I did not post that adventure time crap hah
I decided to log in at almost 3am because I needed to tell you guys that I had just read the most amazing but saddest Niall fanfic ever and I’m sobbing and I can’t even handle my emotions right now.
If you guys think that you can handle it, here’s the link, but warning: it contains drug…
If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him
Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life
so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!
I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P
they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.


